New Reality Show coming soon- Beat Down

The show’s premise is very simple, 10 nerds are locked in a biker bar during Harley week.  The are allowed to dress up as bikers to mix in, but the shirt they don has to say, “I hate bikers and if anyone has anything to say, you can lick my ass, dick and taint.”  The object is to escape the bar without getting Beat Down.  There is a door to make a quick exit, but it is locked.  The key to the door is located up the rectum of a Hell’s Angel’s leader, who is currently passed out drunk on a pool table, underneath a 300 pound hooker with hemophilia, and a wasted, coked out chimpanzee who has already killed four people in the last six weeks.

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