5 Fun Ways to Kill Yourself

Overdose on Skittles

Drink 14 gallons of toilet water

Read War and Peace until your head explodes

Walk into any black neighborhood and begin referring to everyone as my N-g%$R.  The world record is 3

Walk into a biker bar and inquire, “Which one of you queers parked your tricycle in my spot?”

 

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