New hate group forms

Ted Spameron from Natick has formed a highly successful hate group from the confines of his parents basement. H.A.T.E. Or Humans Against Tomato Eating, is a culinary hate group that protests the use of tomatoes in dishes, with two exceptions ketchup and spaghetti sauce. Speaking of the groups quick popularity Spameron said, “No one, and I mean no one actually likes tomatoes as a fruit, and only a few people like them as a vegetable so it was an easy sell.” When asked why he hates tomatoes he said, “I remember as a young child, my neighbor would give me fresh tomatoes out of his garden on blistering hot summer days, and then he would anally rape me.”

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