DRIVING CAN BE FUN! TIP NUMBER 1

Drive pell mell down a residential one way street in any suburb of America, and you’re bound to hear some idiot yelling at you at the top of his lungs, “It’s a one way you idiot, turn around!”  Turn around as ordered, but not the car, just you the driver so that you are now seated facing the rear windshield, and clutching the steering wheel behind your back.  Shout out the window “Thanks pal.  This is so much safer cuz now I can keep an eye on assholes like you while I drive!”  Then floor the pedal and leave nothing in your path but torn up lawns, busted mailboxes and human detritus.

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