NEW REALITY SHOW TO HIT THE AIR – THE BIGGEST GAINER

NBC is set to launch its newest reality show, the Biggest Gainer.  A spokesman for the network said on Tuesday, “Due to the success of weight loss shows, we are seeking an alternative show about fat bastards who are willing to gorge themselves to death on camera.  The Biggest Loser takes place in a gym.  This show will be set outside the gym, on the sidewalk in LA next to the sausage cart. Points will be awarded for pounds gained, number of chairs broken, and of course, heart attacks and strokes.  Sadly, the winner has to expire in order to qualify for the cash prize.  All meals on set will be deep fried in lard, dipped in a vat of pig grease and then souffled in a viscous batter of rhinoceros fat.”

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