Leonardo DiCaprio raped by bear?

Leonardo DiCaprio does not get raped by a bear in his new film, “The Revenant.”

The 41-year old actor seemingly gets raped by a bear, but as it turns out he was just being attacked and although he wasn’t raped by a bear in the film, he is however finger fucked by a raccoon and tea bagged by an elk. “The most disturbing part is that while most people see the bear as raping me I was actually kind of into it,” Dicaprio told us. Here are some other movie headlines from this week.

Jennifer Lawrence does not get raped by a bear in “The Hunger Games: Mockingjay part 2.”

Sylvester Stallone does not got raped by a bear in “Creed.”

Seth Rogen does not get raped by a bear in “The Night Before.”

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