Kansas City Mayor announces parade plans

KANSAS CITY MISSOURI-The parade is over, however we discovered some startling information from City Hall in KC after the fact.  Check it out:

On the heels of their first World Series championship since 1985, Kansas City Mayor Sly James has released the city’s plans for the celebratory Parade.

“We are asking residents of Missouri to rest up for the next three days and to please flip over all vehicles that were damaged during previous riots so that we may flip them over again,” he said. Kansas City fire chief Dale Caloun issued a similar statement saying in part, “We have extra personnel working on putting out the previous fires, we hope to have them extinguished so that the city as a whole can burn once again.”

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