The Dallas Cowboy circus continued yesterday as Greg Hardy and Dez Bryant were seen on camera screaming at each. Hardy recently returned to the team after a long suspension due to domestic violence, so it was strange seeing him actually fight with a man for a change. It appears from the sideline audio that Greg mistakenly thought Bryant’s first name was Desi. The exchange went like this:
Bryant: Calm down bitch, calm your shit down.
Hardy: Who you calling bitch, bitch!
Bryant: What , you ain’t a bitch? Slapping little girls around, that sounds like a bitch to me.
Hardy: Come here, I’ll unhook your bra and choke you with the straps.
Hardy: I’ll make a sling shot with your panties and shoot my rock hard bunions at your sweet little muffin you slut whore.
Bryant: Greg? You in there?
Hardy: You want to get pregnant you flat titted ho? I’ll pump seed into your birth hole and then mutate dat shit by stoving your stomach in with my foot.
Bryant: Security!! Stadium security! Help!