Bernie Sanders polling well due to mistaken identity 

Bernie Sanders has been polling ridiculously well recently, all due to misinformed Americans.

bernie sanders does not own kfc
We went for a stroll this past weekend in the North End and conducted a brief survey here’s some of the low lights.

Question:

Who is Bernie Sanders?

Answer:

The owner of KFC.

Question:

Why would Sanders make a good President?

Answer:

Because he’s a war hero from Kentucky.

Question:

What is Bernie Sanders most appealing policy.

Answer:

That if they mess up your order, they have to give you a free pie and 2 liter Pepsi product.

Question:

If Bernie Sanders is elected President what would change?

Answer:

They might get rid of the $5 big box.
(As you can see most Americans confuse Bernie Sanders with Colonel Sanders.)

Question:

What’s the biggest mistake Bernie Sanders has ever made, in your opinion?

Answer:

Probably when he put Taco Bells in with KFC.

Question:

Do you know that Bernie Sanders is not the owner of KFC?

Answer:

Are you fucking kidding me? Who is he then?

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