For sale. Free refrigerator/ freezer (free) Metro west
In celebration of my 25th sale/ murder on Craigslist I am offering up my old refrigerator/ freezer. It is well used and comes with bloodstains and possible body parts. I am only willing to meet at your house, at night, during a thunderstorm. If interested in the freezer or the possibility of being murdered please send me your address, alarm code, work hours, amount of people in the house and please specify if you own any pets.
I will load the freezer into my conversion van and scout out the neighborhood, if I feel comfortable with you, I will let myself in to your house and lie in wait til you arrive.