Somerville icon dies

Somerville Massachusetts icon Francis ‘That cocksucker owes me two dollars ‘ Johnson passed away on Wednesday, he was 72.

Johnson became an icon in Somerville after returning home following four combat tours in Vietnam.

Johnson spent his days walking down the streets shaking his head and hands while mumbling “That cocksucker owes me two dollars ” which earned him his nickname. Many folks in town loved cocksucker owes me two dollars Johnson and often bought him coffee and donuts at Dunkin Donuts, or a few beers at the Somerville City Club.

In recent years cocksucker owes me two dollars Johnson has had some competition from Eric “Gotta a quarter?” Grandgeorge and Brian “I fucking saw that –  you son of a bitch” Peterson, for the title of town icon. Johnson is survived by his only living family member, his niece Nancy “I’ll suck yo’dick for some crack” Johnson.

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