E! Entertainment making changes after lawsuit

After a lawsuit filed earlier this month in Los Angeles District Court, E! Entertainment is set to spend 400 billion dollars to edit every single episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians to reflect the transitioning of Caitlynn Jenner.

The station is set to have any and all references to Bruce Jenner changed to Caitlynn.  All crotch shots will be edited by using a process known as smushing.  The footage is cropped and pushed inward, so the crotch area looks more vaginous. It is expected to take roughly one year to complete the editing.

In any given episode someone says the name Bruce approximately 27 times.  In what appears to be a proactive approach the network has hired several kindergarten children to doodle a woman’s face onto the previously aired footage therefore destroying all traces of Mr/Mrs. Jenner.

5 year old Eric Cropperdusters rendering for E!
5 year old Eric Cropperdusters rendering for E!
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