How could we live without this shit

As I was killing time cruising the inter-web I found numerous items for sale that made me wonder who decided we needed these, and who the fuck decided to make them.

I know a lot of great products may have started off looking a bit ridiculous, like the frisbee or hula hoop, but seriously take a look at these gems.

I can't imagine any fashion savvy girl not owning one of these in at least three colors

What the fuck!! The name of this thing kind of eludes to it being made in China; too many adjectives “Portable female women’s” as opposed to the “Stationary male women’s” but I guess “Super terrific happy girl piss time” was already taken so…

I honestly don’t know if humanity can survive another day without whatever the fuck this does:

Yeah, I need like 100 of these
Yeah, I need like 100 of these

what a bargain at only $1 huh…

Let me set the tone right for this next one.

You’ve been busting your ass all day at work, you really need to relax, nothing in the world would feel better than a…

Yeah my chin is always sore...
Yeah my chin is always sore…

Did you notice how this kinda looks like an electric version of the female piss thing? Me too.

I don’t think I’ve ever said to anyone ever in my life “Oh my god, my chin is killing me, if only there was a way to massage it.”

Have you ever wanted to shit and play golf at the same time? Look no further than this thing:

Now you really do play a shitty round of golf
Now you really do play a shitty round of golf

Okay folks that’s my list for this week, check back to see what else I find.

Leave a comment if you’ve ever bought or used one of these ridiculous items or if you have seen some other stupid shit that should have been listed.

Thanks.

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