Fake Craigslist ad of the week

Ruining Underoos just for you

Craigslist: Missed connections

I saw you at the most intimate time, we were both at the laundroMat in Chelsea. I was putting my clothes in the wash as you were putting yours in the dryer. You noticed that I was scrubbing shit stains out of my underwear and told me that the way the light from the exit sign hit the steel wool of the S.O.S.pad made my eyes look beautiful. I wish we had more time to talk, but I had just ruined more underwear.

Tell me what you said it smelled like I ate for lunch in your reply

Looking to hookUp and maybe ruin more underwear and some sheets.

P.S. I lent you 75¢ for fabric softener, and I need that back.

Hit me up



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