Young entrepreneur pissing people off

Cunning little bitch from Marblehead makes millions this summer


 

Youngster Mikaela Lowenstein, of Marblehead is raking in some serious dough this summer; her method:  filing copyright and trademark patents on the words Lemonade stand, with backwards E’s  she also owns the copyright for backwards 4’s and the word Sail.

At just 7 years old Mikaela has raked in a small fortune by making the other local kids pay royalties to use her trademarks. Her attorney Mark Downe from the law offices of Neil, Down & Bellomy said, “Last year at the age of 6, she tried making some cash by setting up shop next to some other kids who were selling lemonade for 25¢ a cup and she was charging 10¢, she actually called her stand ‘Under-cutters Lemonade’ can you believe that shit?” He added, “ultimately she didn’t take in the cash she was hoping for so she started the trademarking racket,” Downe also said, “Honestly she is the most cutthroat little ©#nt I’ve ever met.”

Not to go unnoticed in this story is that Michaela’s mom Jenelle owns the trademarks and copyrights on the words soccer mom® and birthday party©.

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