Annual hotdog eating championships held this past holiday weekend
Here’s the list of winners:
Nathan’s Hotdog Eating Championship – New York City.
A fierce battle erupted between Niki ‘Deep Throat’ Como and Shelly ‘Five bucks for a BJ’ Anderson, with Como prevailing.
Bruce ‘Just put the tip in’ Garrison beat off Wayne ‘I’m not gay’ Richardson in less then 5 minutes. Also he won the hotdog thing.
Kayem Hotdog Eating Championship – Boston, Massachusetts
Peggy ‘I can go all the way to the balls’ Young took the prize over Gail ‘I like mayo on the hotdog’ Pierce.
Sammy ‘My scout leader touched me’ Vanderbilt took out Barry
‘It was college – I experimented’ Lowenstien.
Oscar Myer Wiener Invitational – Los Angeles, California
Rain ‘I’m just putting my self through college’ Dusk beat Mary ‘Just not in the eyes’ Golddigger.
Nikita ‘Please sir can I have another’ Bistrov took the yellow from Xi ‘Me Chinese me play joke’ Nguyen.
This was down to the wire until Shannon ‘I’m going to the bathroom, I’ll be right back’ Templeton passed out and her mouth made contact with a hotdog,making her the champion.