The Islamic Daily Item
تلازمه هجراتهم كمنعبسلسغثىي
Boston Massachusetts- Boston Elementary schools set to hold first ever “Finger Paint Muhammad” contest next week.
The contest is open to all Muslim students aged 6 to 12. The contest although states it is a fingerpainting event participants can enter other categories such as, Playdoh Prophets and Macaroni Martyrs. The art will be judged by local Imam, Kareem Fariq Applebees, from the All Mighty Mosque of Violence and Ignorance in Hyde Park.
All entries will be judged on a strict shariah scale of “I’ll allow it – off with their heads”
The prizes awarded are as follows:
1st place- The first place winner will receive a beheading for themselves and their entire family.
2nd place- The second place winner will receive a trip to the top of the Prudential Center, at which point they will be thrown off.
3rd place- A 25$ gift card to Olive Garden.
All other participants- will receive a flogging and no less then twenty lashes from a prickly bush, and their choose of hummus.
Note: prizes subject to change.